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Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar.

 

THE BIG OXMOX ADVISED HER NOT

 

The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then she continued her way. On her way she met a copy.

The copy warned the Little Blind Text, that where it came from it would have been rewritten a thousand times and everything that was left from its origin would be the word “and” and the Little Blind Text should turn around and return to its own, safe country. But nothing the copy said could convince her and so it didn’t take long until a few insidious Copy Writers ambushed her, made her drunk with Longe and Parole and dragged her into their agency, where they abused her for their projects again and again. And if she hasn’t been rewritten, then they are still using her. Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts.

 

 

SEPARATED THEY LIVE IN BOOKMARKSGROVE

 

Right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of

  1. Lorem Ipsum decided to leave
  2. for the far World of Grammar.
  3. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so,
  4. because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild
  5. Question Marks and devious Semikoli,
  6. but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen.

 

 

 

MAKE YOUR SITE LEGAL, SAVE YOUR SANITY!

 

When the new General Data Protection Regulation went into effect May 25, 2018 we all heard you need to get your site right or suffer the consequences. When we heard about The Contract Shop from a friend we immediately (not kidding, 2 minutes later) hopped on their site and purchased our copy and got to work implementing it and having it up that same day. As soon as we had it installed on our site we could breathe easy knowing we were covered.

With us designing templates for other online business owners and photographers we knew it was important to impart the knowledge that you too should be GDPR compliant. The first step* necessary in making sure your website is GDPR compliant is to update your website Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy. The team at The Contract Shop has done all the legal legwork for us and created a simple template that we can customize and copy and paste onto our sites. So easy right?! I wish this was around when I was getting started!

Each template is attorney-prepared and peer-reviewed by graduates of top 20 law schools, so you can be sure it is a good investment. And by investment, I don’t mean the thousands of dollars I previously spent on custom files from the lawyer-who-will-not-be-named, I mean only $255! Plus, the best part is that all templates are reviewed and updated twice a year and you will have full access to those updates for free, for life! I’m obviously a huge fan.

*Updating your website terms and privacy policy is only one piece of the GDPR puzzle. You also need to make sure your content upgrades and email list opt-ins are following the new regulations. This podcast from Amy Porterfield clearly explains the steps you need to take. Lastly, you’ll need to install a cookie consent bar, or pop-up, on your site that asks users to consent to the cookie policy as stated in your new GDPR complaint Privacy Policy from The Contract Shop. To learn more about your cookie consent choices, click here. 

In full disclosure, we want you to know that we are an affiliate for The Contract Shop, which means that if you make a purchase from one of the links above, we may make a commission. We became an affiliate after purchasing the GDPR compliant Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy and being thrilled with how easy it is to customize to your own business.

Now put on your own CEO hat and go grab the GDPR complaint Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy today—then set it, forget it, and let The Contract Shop alert you to future legal updates.

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